WHAT IS IT?
OF COURSE!
OTHER TIMES, I COPIED THE PLOTS FROM DEAD
AUTHORS WHOSE COPYRIGHT HAD LAPSED. BITE ME.
A PEDANT MIGHT SEE THE WIRES,
DEAD - WE'RE TOO LATE.
LOOKS LIKE OUR MAN STRUCK AGAIN.
'AS LINDA BREATHED HER LAST GREEN BREATH,
THESE MINI-SEMINARS WILL HELP ELUCIDATE
AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF DARKPLACE -
I CALL GARTH THE ORSON WELLES OF HORROR.
THE POINT IS, I THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS A FREAK,
AN OTHER.
I HOPE HE HEEDS MY WORDS.
I CAN TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
SOME HORROR NOVEL BY...GARETH MARUNGHI.
'YOU ARE ENTERING MY DARKPLACE.'
IT'S… I SUPPOSE, ONE OF THE MANY
BURDENS HE HAS TO BEAR
I HAVEN'T ACTED SINCE.
I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT TOOK OVER HIS HEART.
DO I HAVE TIME TO GO TO THE TOILET?
THERE IS ONE THING.
YOU GET JIM BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
I'LL COVER YOU.
COULD THE GAS HAVE CONTAINED
COSMIC FUNGI AND/OR SPORES?
I AIN'T NEVER GOIN' BACK. NOT NEVER.
I'M GOING OVER THERE TO TELL HIM THAT.
SANCHEZ WILL BE WITH YOU
AND YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE TOGETHER.
'LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A STICK!'
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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