–AARGH!
–ARGH!
PROBLEM, THORNTON?
MIND HOW YOU GO, RICK.
THANKS.
YOU'RE A FLIPPIN' FOOL!
I'M GARTH MARENGHI - AUTHOR,
DREAM WEAVER, VISIONARY, PLUS ACTOR.
IF THAT'S HOW YOU TREAT FRIENDS,
IMAGINE HOW YOU TREAT ENEMIES.
LET'S HOPE SANCH AIN'T
DIPPED HIS WICK, OR IT'S NATIONWIDE.
KEEP YOUR HEADBANDS ON SO WE DON'T
GET LOST. USE YOUR FANS SPARINGLY.
UGH, OH!
NOW, I DON'T LIKE TO SEE ANYONE DIE,
- BUT SURELY...
- THAT'S ALL WE KNOW, RICK!
TONIGHT I ENTRUST THIS EPISODE TO YOU,
SLOPS!
- NOT IF I CATCH THE MONGREL FIRST.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!
GOOD NEWS. YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
FISH-WHITE FLESH PUCKERED BY
THE HIGHLAND BREEZE. TIGHT EYES PEERING OUT.
'YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER
THE WORLD OF MY IMAGINATION.
I'M ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO'VE
WRITTEN MORE BOOKS THAN THEY'VE READ.
'RICH IN IMAGINATIVE IMAGERY.
'I'D BEEN ASLEEP FOR A MONTH,
WHICH IS AGES. REED TOLD ME EVERYTHING -
HUG THE WALL.
BUT JOE PUBLIC IS. YOU PROBABLY ARE.
ARGH!
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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