I...
COME ON, DAG, WHAT SAY
I BUY US ALL A DRINK DOWN THE DRIP.
SOMETHING THAT MIGHT COME IN HANDY.
ALL LAUGH
I HOPE HE HEEDS MY WORDS.
'THEN I SAW MYSELF AS A MONKEY. '
VOICI. YOU'RE WELCOME.
'I'M GARTH MARENGHI - AUTHOR,
DREAM WEAVER, VISIONARY, PLUS ACTOR.
NICE SHOT, BUDDY!
THIS TEMP WAS A PERSONAL
RECOMMENDATION OF WON TON'S.
THAT'S WHY THIS MIST IS HERE.
REVENGE. I HAVE TO FACE THEM.
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE
THE SO-CALLED CHEF TO COOK THIS CHICKEN?
'TOMORROW I'D TELL HER SHE'D LOST WEIGHT,
OR HER HAIR LOOKED NICE,
YES, I'LL HOLD.
WE'VE GOT A SITUATION.
ASKING IF YOUR HUMBLE FABULIST COULD RETRIEVE
DARKPLACE FROM THE BOXES IN HIS BASEMENT
FOR THIS I WANTED THEM TO GO "OOOOH."
SOME MUGGINS HAD TO HAUL
ASS DOWN THERE AND KISS IT BETTER,
"EXHAUSTED, THEY COLLAPSED
ONTO THE RECENTLY EXTENDED SOFA BED.
AND BITS OF SICK.
GOD, HE WAS BRAINY… AND BRAVE.
SHE'S TURNING INTO BROCCOLI.
I TOOK THE NOVEL AS FAR AS IT COULD GO.
'LIZ WAS TURNING
MY OWN STATIONERY AGAINST ME.