CHEERS. I THOUGHT OF IT IN THE CAR.
OR ALL THREE?
ALTHOUGH I ALSO PEN WESTERNS
AND EROTICA TO KEEP MY OAR IN.
DON'T MAKE ME STAND HERE AND COUNT.
WHIRRING
MY HALF-BROTHER,
WHO WAS SUCH A PROMISING DANCER -
'AND I HAD TO HELP THE TEMP WHO WAS PROBABLY
DOING SOME FILING OR DATA ENTRY.
IF THE GATES OF HELL DO RE-OPEN,
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
YOU LIKE SCOTCH FOOD, LIZ?
I KNOW A LITTLE PLACE WE CAN GO.
LOVE, LOYALTY, SACRIFICE
IT'S CERTAINLY AN IMPROVEMENT
ON THE OLD LOOK.
I SAID " THIS IS AN AMBITIOUS SCRIPT
I GAVE EVERY EPISODE A THEME,
EVEN WHEN WE WERE LATE OR I WAS TIRED.
IF YOU GO TO PUNCH AND JUDY
TO WATCH THE WIRES, YOU'RE A FREAK.
FIVE MORE MINUTES.
FOR SAVING MY LIFE.
I KNOW WRITERS WHO USE SUBTEXT
THIS HOSPITAL WOULD BE UP THE CREEK
SANS PADDLE.
LARRY RENWICK WILL BE REMEMBERED
FOR HIS WIT AND LAUGHING EYES,
'HE DEVELOPED A SERUM
EXTRACTED FROM GIBBONS' GONADS -
HE WOULDN'T RUN IF HIS ASS WAS ON FIRE.
THANKFULLY, WHEN I IMPREGNATED MY WIFE PAM,
SHE GAVE BIRTH TO TWINS, A HUGE RELIEF,
NOT EVEN FOR THE BIG BOYS.
LIZ, I WANT YOU TO BE CALM.