INEVITABLY, MY IMAGINATION
MADE THE MOVE TO TV.

HI, GAVIN. QUICK QUESTION
RE THAT GREEN GAS IN THE SKY LAST NIGHT.

IT COULD? AND THOSE FUNGAL SPORES
COULD INFECT A PERSON?

I THINK I CAN TAKE THEM.

WITHIN A YEAR,
FINANCIAL PROBLEMS WILL BE HISTORY!

TINKLING

'HE DISCOVERED HE COULD ACCESS MANKIND'S

YAVEN! YAVEN!

MY AUNT LIVES IN SCOTLAND.
SHE SAYS IT'S QUITE NICE.

DARKPLACE, DARKPLACE

- STAY HOLY.
- AMEN!

AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF HIS WEIGHT.

'WHY NOT REED? WHY NOT ME?

HERE, LET ME CUT UP YOUR PORK PIE.

IT LOOKED BAD. IT LOOKED LIKE
I'D HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN GLASGOW.

'HENCE "DARKPLACE".

TONIGHT, I TAKE NO SMALL AMOUNT OF PLEASURE

AND WHAT IF IT AND ITS RAT BRETHREN
TOOK OVER AND ATE PARLIAMENT?

"I'M GARTH MARENGHI—AUTHOR,
DREAM WEAVER, VISIONARY, PLUS ACTOR.

WELL, I SAY ENJOY…

THEN TELL NEUROLOGY TO GET
THEIR BUTTS IN GEAR WITH THAT CARDIOGRAM.

'I'D BEEN ASLEEP FOR A MONTH,
WHICH IS AGES. REED TOLD ME EVERYTHING -

- WHOOPS!
- AH, YOU'VE SPILT.

UH-HUH. BYE.