HE'S INSANE!
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!

I HOPE HE HEEDS MY WORDS.

FROM THIS DAY ON, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT
THESE FORCES OF DARKNESS

THAT'S NO REASON TO MOCK
THIS WOMAN'S CONDITION.

YOUR OPERATION'S IN FIVE MINUTES.

YOUR DADDY'S VERY SICK, CHAMP.

LET'S MAKE LOVE ON THE MOOR.

WHAT IS IT?

WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE
AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK.

AND FOR BEING, ABOVE ALL, A GOOD FRIEND.

I WON'T TELL YOU WHICH "WHAT IF" IT IS

'BUT IT MIGHT JUST TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THINGS.'

NO.

DON'T DRINK IT! IT'S GREEN!

- OK, LIZ. NO NEED TO GO APE.
- HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU!

PHONE RINGS

(DEAN) 'GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE
IS A GARTH MARENGHI PRODUCTION

THEY'D BE THE FIRST TO ACCEPT THAT.

'AWOMAN TURNED GREEN LAST NIGHT
AFTER BREATHING IN A GREEN GAS.

AND SUDDENLY I HEARD A VOICE -
"COME HERE. "

I'VE NOT GOT ONE.

- HEARD OF YOURS, PAL.
- I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU CLOWNS.

I'M SORRY. I WAS WRONG. I SEE THAT NOW.

(RICK)?"WE ENDED UP GOING TO THE STAFFROOM.